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Last night, Jon Stewart uncovered America’s latest and largest conspiracy–and it’s taking place inside Glenn Beck’s internal organs.

Stewart posits it’s no coincidence that the day after the election, Beck just so happens to have a “medical emergency” (appendicitis) which prevents him from commenting on the results. As Stewart so aptly asks, “Isn’t it fascinating that I’m the only one with the courage to ask these questions?”

At which point, naturally, the chalkboard comes out and Stewart takes us through the complexity of his suspicions. In a matter of minutes, he manages to link the appendix to Karl Marx, the stomach (via the small intestine) to ACORN, and the digestion of, well, acorns to hemmorrhoids–a botched surgery of which Beck suffered through on video no less than 18 months ago.

Verrrrry interestiiiiing.